Eve of Christmas eve
Eve of eve party at Rae's spelled good food, good dessert, and of course a good stash of alcohol that her mom very promptly arranged on the table. HAHA. Dode randomly called me at six ish, telling me she wanted to meet before going to Rae's. I thought she was still in the US of A. HAHAHA. Asshole made me wait again. hahaa. Bumped into Pasu, Jesse and Bird while Dode and I were getting our soya bean ice creammxxxzzzz. HA. Walked on and was greeted by a dog at the door (don't know how that happened) then proceeded to ingest pasta in the shape of christmas trees. THEY WERE GREEN TOO. HAHAH. Camped outside with Din Buu and Dode with our food, punch and wine, sat on the car bonnet, screamed when Din said she saw a rat, catching the dog secretly licking tiramisu off Din's unattended plate (HAHA), then heading back up to Rae's abode with an entire bottle of wicked raw peach vodka that was shit strong it burned Dode's gullet HAHAHAH. Opened our gifts and laughed at matching underwear (ahha). Then Gav got really bored and decided to attack me with Cookie and Roadkill and it really hurt ow. HHAHAH. AND. Amidst all this happening shit around, Dode managed to peacefully fall asleep. WHATTHHECK HAHAHAHA. I hit her head by accident (and she GRUNTED HAHA) and that was when I discovered she was hidden under the pillow, all safe and asleep. Good times. At this point, rae noticed that Gav and Bryan were starting to get bored and she decided to comment.
R:" You know if you guys are bored you can just go play with each other you know."
-Pause-
everyone:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHWTFRAE"
R:"I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY!"
hahahaah. Fools.
i really don't know what pao was doing, headbutting pasu's crotch? AHAHA.
We got pushed from the back and rae ended up on the floor with the
rest of us looking spasmy. HA.
Bringing soulja boy back
This was what gav attacked me with. ahaha.
Bryan having a whiff of th super strong peach vodka
After a few rounds of drinking games, (thank god not in chinese hAHA) we were half gone.
Met Denise and Bev the day before and we had some shit good dessert at Made With Love or something(?) like.. this super rich chocolate cupcake drenched in chocolate sauce and vanilla ice cream that was SO GOOD all three of us were swooning. HAHAHA. And the lychee tea was kickass too. Fuhriggin awesome. Attenpted to cheapo Christmas shop for a bit (HAHA) and actually succeeded. highfive. oh. haha. Bounced over to Goodwood hotel to meet the family for shit good food for momsomes birthday. I ingested so much food cos it was a damn five course meal for each person; I swear I died, went to heaven then hibernated till late the next day. hahaha. Awesome stuff.
Dinner at Goodwood
This. Was a tiny pear. drenched in WINE. HAHAHA.
Turkey rice! hAHAH.
the stuff I made for momsssss BIRTHDAY.
IM SECRETLY PROUD HAHA.
OH. and Bryan called from MILAN HAHAHAHAHAHAH. I died laughing. His tour guide gave instructions for them to rise at 6am over there. hAHAHA. fool.
Yes okay. LATER. Happy Christmas, douchebags.
That. Was so totally boss. ;
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