I detest technology. No wait. Technology detests me. No wait.
I absolutely abhor technology and its ability to screw me over so bad.
HAHAHAHAHA.
LOOK LADIES! Its 2 am and Im rotting here, waiting for my digi-ing to be done. hahahah. BUT WAIT. Before I proceed.
HAPPY DAMN SEVENTEENTH BIRTHDAY TO THIS BEEYOTCH! ( 11th sept)
SAMSAMSAM you are Seventeen! Now that's a massive number. And yes, you are officially my Poly Person/ Dintaifung Buddy/ BubbleTea mate/ Grey's anatomy fanatic and most of all, the beeyotchiest dude I can ever befriend. HAHAHAHAH. GO FORTH and be the awesomely foolish fool that you already are. HAHA.
Although you are constantly stoned and out of this planet, I appreciate you as a random piece of furniture in my super random life. Please stop looking like a carnivorous plant and maybe you'll be detected on my cool radar. hahahahah!
But then again, being a carnivorous plant is cool.
Okay I changed my mind. Keep it that way.
HAHA!
Yes I know you really wanna head-butt that ball. HA.

NK, me, Sam, Zhiying! All the interns. HAHA

The cool cake at BigO! With Shan in the background.
HAHA.

AND SAM, this is a gift for you during your absence from the mediacorp office today!
I present to you...
THE BURGER MAN.
HAHHAAHHAHAHAA.
Okay its 2:40. Time to crash, no?
Actually no.
aha.ha.
Kay bye.