Thursday, February 28, 2008

This situation i'm in is so. Damn. Unholy. There. I've never been bad with words but you damn straight i am about to be. I have no flippin clue why it just resurfaced after two son-of-a-bitch years and I dont even know why I'm thinking about doing what i am potentially about to do. If I can even gather enough blood and guts to go into the school, pick up the phone and walk to the stands.

Now I really need my support system.

You're so nice and you're so smart,
you're such a good friend I have to break your heart,
I'll tell you that I love you then I tear your world apart,
just pretend I did'nt tear your world apart.

That. Was so totally boss. ;
12:12 PM

Friday, February 15, 2008

I just fell in love. With JUNO and the awesome soundtrack. Lovelovelove. Its cool, perfect ending to a quirky-indie-themed tale.

Here is the church and

here is the steeple,

we sure are cute for two ugly people,

I don't see what anyone can see,

in anyone else,

but you.

That. Was so totally boss. ;
7:14 PM

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Its the eve of China new year.

I am China.

But! Am somehow still a reject at this point of time. Thus!

I decided to casually flip through this book that I got for my birthday. The girls book : How to be the best at everything.
From there, I have also decided to be totally random and teach everyone HOW TO SURVIVE WHEN ALIENS ATTACK.

Aliens usually invade large cities where they can cause maximum death and desruction, so when news of an invasion first breaks, consider moving to the countryside.
Alien spaceships are very large and hard to miss. This is an advantage. If , in the middle of the day, the sun is suddenly blocked out and there is no eclipse scheduled in your area, take immediate action and alert the authorities.

Stockpile enough food and water to keep your family alive for several weeks and barricade yourself in your house. Aliens are supremely intelligent beings but they often have trouble with simple things like doorknobs, or going up the stairs. So hide in the largest upstairs room in your house. Aliens are also easily confused by their own reflection, so line the room with every mirror you can find in the house!

Alien spacecraft often have a disasterous effect on electrical circuits, so don't rely on your parents' car to get away. Make sure your bike has plenty of air in case of emergency.

Aliens will sometimes try to disguise themselves as humans. Luckily, they're not very good at it. If you come acros an incredibly short man with red eyes and a strange, echoing voice, trust your instincts and RUN.
Alien races often have fatal reactions to things that are commonplace on earth, such as water, or the cold virus. If you come face to face with a creature from another planet, try sneezing on it.

Hopefully, my attempt to educate yall has been successful on this incredibly boring day.

Adieu!

That. Was so totally boss. ;
3:07 PM