AHHH. uh....uh.... we were tired!
So after grad night, Din, Rae , Abi, Pao and I proceeded with our hotel plan at the Pan Pacific. Abi Rae and I headed there at bout Elevenish at night, already tired and close to being gone ( and that was without any alcohol yet) haha. We tumbled into the hotel room where Din Pao, Pao's boyfriend Chris and boyfriends friend Jason or otherwise JIM were already in. Talk. More talk. Got out of dress. Change. Time for shots. We all stood around this small table each with a shot glass, a lemon slice and some salt. So the idea was to ingest the salt, down the shot and move on to the lemon. As strange as it seemed, it actually tasted pretty good. And, I swallowed a lemon seed, much to Abee's amusement, claiming that a lemon tree shall grow IN me. Ha. Ha. Then came a round of truth or dare.
Let's just... not go there shall we.
haha.
ANYWAY. While we were all whoozy and drunk I realized. Darn. My lenses were still in my EYE. Thus I attempted to get them out with much difficulty due to poor muscular coordination ha. Din was already gone by then and Rae was just sittin in the corner, trying to get her lone shot. Abee went crazy and fell off the bed, pulling me along with her! CRASH. I crash into the other bed. PAIN. Now I have bruises everywhere. Darn. So after a while, someone came up with the best idea of the night. We. SLEEP! So everyone just crashed onto the bed. I couldn't sleep. Was getting more sobre by the minute. then. CRASH. I totally chucked my head into the wall. It really hurts man. In the middle of the night, Rae started breathing loudly thus I shut her nose. It worked! She got anger in her sleep and shoved my hand away. Too funny. We ended up waking up reall early and I was so tired. And HUNGER. ha. thankfully, Rae brought a whole food stash and we had pop tarts for breakfast. Great stuff. Everyone was so awfully wiped out, we needed FOOD. Headed for lunch and checked out at three. Abee and I had to loiter around to wait for her mom and after a while, we began to think that we were looking rather suspicious, loitering in the hotel lobby ! Hilarious stuff.
This. Is. Us. All eerky the next morning. ha.
Hotel flops! I was the only one without a pair:(
This. is. what. we. do.
And now I'm home.
Been doing lots of reminiscing too and so..... Here it is.
TOP 100 MEMORIES OF FOUR SIX AND MORE.
These I shall remember for eternity, like how...
1)Abee is master?
2) Dode is her first entourage?
3) and I am second?
4) Abee defies gravity?
5) Dode's only social life is her cat?
6) Pao thinks reminisce is a gangster word?
7) Aud and I are corn cop?
8)The mega alliance was formed?
9)Aud and I live in fear of Jo and Chandu?
10) I once told of my Horrifying story of horrify?
11) Dode headbutts any one in her way?
12) Dode is afraid of Deborah JOCK?
13) Audrey proclaimed... HAGRID?
14) Maxine designed the Afro tree?
15)Weelyn, Aud, Abee and I communicate by throwing erasers?
16)I dissociated myself from abee when she attempted to buy Spice Girls?
17) I was elected to LEAD not to READ
18) I attacked Aud with masking tape... but then realized I stuck myself TO her in the process?
19)Tiny TV!
20) Weelyn thought that the Rhino was a Dino?
21) Once I saw a dragon!
22) Dode strives toward subservience?
23) Aud and I made a goin down list?
24)Teacher's day?
25) Abee called me in SEPTEMBER desperate for advise for a grad hair cut without looking like a retard?
26) Debs used to punch me with her net ball-y strength till I grew arm muscles?
27)The Abidrey alliance rose and fell in five seconds?
28)Maxine had her string of " why did mary" jokes that only she laughed at?
29)We danced to Where is the love and The Lion Sleeps tonight?
30) It has become tradition that I shall always get orange candy?
31) I laughed till I ran away from the lunch table?
32) Abee ran after me and we both died and collapsed on the floor?
33)Sim and teo will always yell at Aud and myself whether we're noisy or quiet?
34)Abee and Ialways nearly get killed by some form of truck?
35)I learned to whistle TRANSFORMERS?
36)Aud got excited over He-man?
37)Jesse always falls backward when she falls asleep?
38)Isabelle wondered why Ms. Juliana said she had no social life- that it was impossible because she teaches SOCIAL studies?
39) I spelt my name as SONA and summary as SUMMY?
40)Audrey claimed that her whole life became a joke since she sat next to me?
41)Dode was racist against everyone- even those of her own colour?
42)Pao became a self proclaimed terrorist, Al- Paoda?
43)I constantly emerge form Audrey's head?
44)I downgraded my calculator?
45)I brought beans to school?
46)Aud and I successfully took pics of Sim in class?
47)I told Mrs Lim that Weelyn needed to go to the toilet?
48)We forgot our lyrics to our cheer in camp and still won second place?
49) We shoved Rae's pineapple in Dode's crotch?
50)Rae died and became nauseous when she found out?
51)I high fived the Heng?
52)Dode documented this on her blog?
53)I high fived her again on purpose?
54)The Heng used to send Abee and I out to the plants EVERY chinese lesson?
55)Abee got anger and yelled at her?
56)The heng would speak about us in front of us?
57)I got my chance to hang up on Abee on purpose?
58)She then called me back, said *&%# you and hung up?
59)Pao claimed that I have sprawly fingers?
60)Pasu became my wife, proclaiming this with a Blu Tack ring?
61)She then divorced me without consent and eloped with Alicia?
62)Mel suddenly burst out in laughter, claiming that aliens were coming?
63)Aud and I have a hip hopish handshake?
64)Rae and I have a reverse pat on the shoulder regime?
65)Dode always chewed gum in class, always got caught, and always bluntly denied it?
66)Pao ate so much chilli to escape lessons, then REALLY got sick?
67)Audrey always fails to tie a french braid?
68)Max and Mel delivered fake food to Aud and I in class?
69)I got aught by Mrs Yip, who thought I was attempting to eat?
70)Jo, Chand, Aud, Ivana, Weelyn, Anne , Cheong and myself sang really bad songs with all the wrong lyrics during Physics lessons?
71)I always forget to set up the visualiser for Ms Kang?
72)I'm fated to bump into Teo? ( like... Hong Kong!)
73)YO PATRICK and Frisbee?
74)Clarissa and I went to Melody's party and made a horrible concoction?
75)I threw a Weather's Original at Aud's head and it cracked?
76)Abee ALWAYS got the lemon tart?
77)I tried the chocolate frappe and got labelled as a smallish sec one boy?
78)Abee would discard the peas and mushroom form her ugly chicken pie and I would ingest them"
79)Aud, Chand and Jo would never fail to start timing when any announcement came on?
80)Pasu and I illegally took the lift up to class and devised this plan that I would faint and die if a teacher caught us?
81)We did get caught when the lift door opened and we just... stood there, all stoned?
82)Dode fades colour easily?
83)Aud was secretly trying to take photos during China lesson and the flash went off?
84)I managed to fix a small transformer model thing?
85)Abee cheong and myself had a nightwalk since climbing a tree failed?
86)Abee and I took bebe from pasu's mouth?
87)We beat pao up?
88)Abee yelled at me then apologised profously two seconds later?
89)I got locked out of class?
90)Dode dyed her cat blue?
91)we played the calculator game... big scale!
92)Two pumpkin pasties please!
93)Will you spouse me?
94)HOHOHO?
95)How do you say MOM backwards?
96)" Pick a word that conveys this feeling." ...." Uh... BOYS."
97)" I thought Providence means Police!"
98) " You will find your bag in a place where there's dew in the garden!"
99)" What feelings are conveyed here?"..." Uh... STRONG."
100)" Imagery of Edward!"
Yes, I shall rememvber these things.
Meanwhile, Abee and I are trying hard to get the ABNIA party to work out. Yeah man.
Are'nt our invites super awesome?
After five fours... we were done.
yes.
The tiresome process!
It has been a rather long post.
Let it go, write it down.
LOVELOVELOVE,
ME.
with icky icky hair after the party. In the cab.
